Mom, your boobs fell out of your apron

Didn't your girlfriend have anything nicer to wear? It's embarrassing

We're 19, and we're fucking in class under the "supervision" of the gym teacher 🙄

See that dick? It's about to go full jingle bells in your ass

That's how you apologize — put your pussy under a black cock

Can you lick me again? I like cunnilingus to get high 🥹

Do I want to cum in your mouth? Yes! But I'll fuck your ass first 🍑

I left my 18-year-old son with his girlfriend. Now my son is not a virgin

All right, give me one in the ass, but don't turn me in to the cops, okay?

She wants to get fucked and her pussy won't stay in her underpants - this mama's gonna get it

"Sister, be a good girl and don't wake up your parents!"

I promised I wouldn't cheat, but I was tied up, so all I could do was get high

You can't just go out and not get fucked when a teacher woman offers sex

Don't ask me how I wrote my thesis, I cum on my teacher's dick

Thought I was going to fuck her, but she fucked me herself! (I spread my legs 😳)

Your fiancé's a sucker! Gave up a chick like that for a gambling debt

Licked and stuck a finger in my ass, I fucked myself to orgasm ⚡️ Eat to creampie

They drank wine to play the bottle and fuck other people's wives

He's possessed by a fucking demon 😈 I'll exorcise him in front of you, for the cause 💪🏻

Plumber, you've got the right boner 🥹 Can I pay you with anal?

I'm gonna squirt on his face 💦 My husband won't let me do that

How am I gonna get a husband from my neighbor? I'm covered in other people's fucking sperm

What kind of virus is this? Asian girl humiliates her and squirts on her face

For better or for worse: he pissed on his wife and humiliated her